By The Oracle
This is a recipe to get us through the Trump years since we are all pretty much screwed. Usually, it’s a glass of orange juice with a shot of vodka, but this is the Mommy version. I have too many kids to go around drunk all the time.
Instructions: Pour orange juice into a 24 ounce glass. Then think longingly of vodka while you drink it.
Then go get 12 hours of sleep. You’ll need it.
Side Note from Persephone: This is our 101st post! I can’t believe we’ve stuck so well with this website since starting it November 9th, the day after President Cheeto won the electoral vote to become a constant nightmarish presence in our day-to-day lives. God, this is going to be a long four years.